I do not apologize

How the fuck do you not know how to roulette in SMB3? How the fuck do people not understand the dice in mario party? Are you people god damn stupid?

SMB3 Roulette you literally time the animation via the position on the screen and you let the first line roll over 2 animation reels, bam you have stars, or flowers, ta da. If you can't hit the spot, you suck.

Mario party is admittedly difficult because you have to track 3 or 4 rotational planes, depending on what they have turned on for options for the die, you have to pay attention to the sound, and you have to count. Sometimes I have to sit through 3 whole rotations to get a 10, but I will fucking sit there waiting for everyone to shut up just to get that star.

I wonder about posting guides, but then I know I'll be scientifically picked apart by people who don't keep hitting 10's. Do I know why my methods work? No. Do I ask? No. I do the math, I win the game.

For fucks sake instead of sitting and shitting and crying about it why don't you actually learn to use a toilet and flush like an adult. My fucking god gamers are so utterly fucking stupid.

Someone, god, anyone, Jeff, strike me down. Kill me.